07.15.2004 4:47 p.m.
Sucky and more sucky

Do you know what kind of sucks?

Knowing that you're gassy, you've been gassy all day, and you will most likely continue to be gassy. And knowing that you have no anti-gas pills to help you.

Do you know what sucks worse than that?

Knowing that in 25 short minutes, you will be half nekkid with the body part gas tends to come out of pointed at a woman who is holding hot wax.

Ayyiiieeee!

Please pray for me. (Or for the woman who waxes me. Your choice.)

Food I'm craving: A pepperblue steak sandwich from Panera
Song in my head right now: I swear this is CRAPPY SONG DAY. I have that dumb "Milkshake" song in there now.


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