I hate people. They need to stop calling my work. My office mate and I are sharing the same loathing of the human race today. We'd like to have a Closed Door Day. I feel like closing the door to our office and posting a sign that says "If you need anything, please slide it under the door to our office. If it won't fit, oh well. It will wait until tomorrow. DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, or you will risk bodily harm."

It's a good thing I don't answer the phones, especially on a day like today when I JUST. DON'T. GIVE. A. FUCK. I might be tempted to answer the phone with "Candy's House of Porn! How can I help you?"

*evil grin* Ooh, wouldn't that offend the hell out of all of our older clients.