11.05.2004
8:47 a.m.
Funny things
I was laying in bed last night, watching the news. There was a story about a 50-year-old man in a town not far from here getting caught sending pornographic pictures to what he thought was a 14-year-old girl. It turns out it was a state investigator. Oops.
It began with him sending pornographic pictures to "her", but he was arrested when he went to meet "her" at a mall, in order to take pictures of her with various sex toys.
But that's not the interesting part...
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While the camera crew was showing shots of the man's house, prominently displayed in his yard was a sign that said BUSH ~ CHENEY.
Let's review, shall we?
Abortion - Wrong and immoral and if you get one or give someone else one you're going to hell.
Gay Marriage - Wrong and immoral and if you're gay and you admit it, you're going to hell. (If you're gay but live a lie all your life, you're cool.)
Pedophilia - Fine and dandy! Hey, it's not like it was a 14-year-old BOY, right??
Ah, jeez. Some things just crack me up.
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I went through the drive-thru at McDon@lds this morning to get some breakfast. In front of me was a guy in a HUGE GMC Sierra pickup truck. The trailer hitch had a lovely metallic skull with red jeweled eyes and metal flames coming from it. Scary, no?
I got to watch this man make shadow puppets on the wall of the building while he was waiting for the line to move forward. It pretty much made my day.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
Listening to: my space heater. Ahhh...heat.
Reading: Florida Roadkill by Tim Dorsey
Feeling: pretty good
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