12.22.2003
9:38 a.m.
Things I learned over the weekend
*A 3 year old + green frosting = a dog with spots of dried green frosting on his face. *Benadryl acts as a mild sedative for 3 year olds. *Black labs are fun animals to ride. Bareback, even! *Callie (fat cat) likes honeydew melon. *Both cats like pomegranates. *Pomagranate juice tends to stain clothes, skin, etc. *If you spend $33 for a fuzzy 4.5 foot cat tunnel thing that the cats can play in, they will be infinitely more entertained by the box it came in than by the actual toy. *I can spend $75 in Walgreens in the span of about 2 minutes. *I can spend about $150 on crap during a weekend, even while complaining about how poor I am. *I am only a slob to a certain point. The the mess begins to drive me slowly insane. *Having pictures taken of you every other second while you're trying to watch TV becomes annoying very quickly. *Quality cameras take quality pictures.
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